03 5 / 2012
Tommy was always a bit of a loner. He had friends but they never wanted to go out and do anything, so he spent a lot of time playing video games. Video games and science were his favorite things in life. He was an average height at 5 foot 9 and an average build, so he looked ok for someone his age. Yet he never was confident around the ladies. There seemed to be only 1 lady that he was confident around. The star of his favorite video game series, Samus Aran from Metroid. He’d play the Metroid games for hours on end just so he could keep looking at his favorite lady, but was always saddened by the fact that since she wasn’t real he have to settle for the video games.
Tommy had a crappy job unloading trucks at the local Wal-Mart. The job didn’t take to much mental prowess, so he let his mind wander a lot while working. He was always good in science when he was in school. He always got yelled at by his mom while growing up for taking things apart to see how they work. Was there any way he could use his mechanical and scientific knowledge to make his dream of meeting Samus a reality?
Sometimes after a really hard day at work, Tommy would come home and start doing his favorite relaxation hobby . He always found it very relaxing to take apart his Nintendo Zapper and put it together again. He loved that futuristic looking ray guy that game with the original N.E.S.. It was the first thing he ever disassembled to see how to worked. The N.E.S. quit working years ago, but he didn’t have the heart to get rid of the gun as well. Halfway through unscrewing the cover, it dawned on him. Maybe I could somehow modify this so that whatever I shoot in a game would become real. He rushed over to his computer and started looking for any and every piece of information on the Internet that might help his cause.
After almost a year of brainstorming and calculations Tommy had a breakthrough. By rewiring the Zapper’s inner controls through a special converter of his own design it should work. All that was left to do was splice some wires together so the Zapper will fit into any all different consoles. Once that was done, Tommy decided it was time for the big test. Deciding to try his modified zapper on Samus, he popped one of his Metroid games into his Wii.”Wait a minute. If I zap her she will probably appear wearing what she has on at the time.” The problem being that Samus was almost never outside of her armor. He needed to get the timing perfect to find her in her zero suit. As he was reaching down to turn on the Wii and wait for his shot, he noticed a copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl out of the corner of his eye. That game was well known for having Samus in her blue catsuit, also known as the Zero suit.
Tommy took Metroid out and put in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. His heart started pounding like a drum as he selected Zero Suit Samus on the character screen. His palms started to sweat and started panting as he took aim at the curvy bounty hunter and slowly squeezed the trigger. There was a bright flash of light as the tv screen went blank.
‘Did it work? Did it work?” was all he could think . As his vision slowly returned to normal after the bright flash of light, he could hear a woman’s voice. SUCCESS! After a few moments blindness he could see the outline of the one person he longed to meet but never dreamed he actually could. The one, the only Samus Aran. He saw her extremely large breasts as they seemed to struggle to be free of the blue catsuit. Her golden blonde hair tied in a pony tail that hung down to her shoulder.
As Tommy started to come to his senses he noticed something was wrong. Samus only stood about 6 inches tall. “Where am I? Who are you? What have you done to me?” Samus yelled out.
“What in the….? This cant be right.” Tommy stammered.
‘I’m not going to ask again, who are you and where am I?” said an increasingly angry Samus.
‘My name is Tommy. I’ve brought you here to the real world because I’ve always wanted to meet you.”
Samus started to back away. “What do you mean ‘real world?’”
“You’re a video game heroine that I brought to life with my Zapper here.” Tommy explained.
“You lie! This is a trick to get into my head!” Samus looked around and spotted a mouse hole and ran full speed for it.
“WAIT! Come back! It’s not safe out there!” Tommy ran after her and just barely managed to get his hands around her tiny waist before she entered the hole.
“Release me at once and return me to my normal height” Samus demanded.
Tommy couldn’t believe he was holding one of the most famous video game characters in history in the palm of his hand. Her tiny body felt so warm. “I don’t know what to do now. I never thought my Zapper would bring you here as the same size you were on the screen. I failed to take that into account in my plans.”
Samus struggled with all her might against Tommy’s grip. This was just her luck. She takes off her armor for one minute, and she ends up captured by a giant. If only she was in her armor shed be able to escape and possibly find her way back.
“Relax Samus, I have no intention of hurting you. I have been a fan of yours for years. It has been my ultimate goal in life to meet you.” Tommy said.
“Well now you have, so what are you going to do to me now?” Samus asked trying to disguise the fear in voice.
“In all honesty, I have no idea. I never thought I’d get this far.” Samus let out a moan that was half nervousness and half annoyance. “I need to find somewhere to keep you until I can figure out how to make you full size.
Tommy walked to the closet and pulled out an old glass aquarium. Setting it down on his night stand he gently placed the mini bounty hunter inside. “I’m sorry about this, I assure you its only for the time being.” Tommy assured her.
“It better be.” She snapped back.
Tommy turned to figure out how to solve this little problem. He picked up the Zapper and thought that maybe this isn’t a problem after all. She seems to have a bit of a temper, and with her at this size she’s easy to handle. “Samus, I have some bad news. It seems the process I used to bring you here is irreversible. I’m sorry but you seem to be stuck this way.”
“WHAT!” she screamed beating on the glass of the aquarium. Tommy tried to comfort her. “I promise that the last thing I want to do is hurt you. I will do anything I can to make you comfortable.”
Over the next week Tommy had custom clothes and furniture made for his tiny houseguest. He turned her aquarium into a tiny apartment complete with a bed, a fully working bathroom and a closet full of clothes. Samus, being the great innovator she is, decided one night that the time was ripe for an escape. She piled all her furniture against the wall of the aquarium and used it as a makeshift ladder.
Once she climbed to the top she jumped her way down to the night stand. Luckily she made the fall uninjured and looked for any way to get off the night stand. Spotting the cord to the blinds, she made a leap of faith grabbing the cord at the last moment and slowly climbing her way down to the floor.
To her horror the giant man had sealed off the mouse hole. The door to the room was shut and Samus was certain she didn’t have enough strength to pull it open without the aid of her armor.
When he woke up, Tommy was horrified to find Samus was gone. Getting on all fours he searched the room carefully for her. Seeing as how he had sealed the room off incase she got the idea to escape, tammy knew she was close by and would make herself seen.
Two days later, hunger was sneaking its way up to Samus. There was no way to get out of the room so she turned herself in to the giant. “Naughty little girl. Do you promise that you’ll never try that again?”
Samus hung her head. She knew there was no other way. “I promise.”
Tommy went and got some food for his tiny house guest and nursed her back to health. Samus could see the giant was true to his word about not wanting to hurt her, so she remained true to hers about not trying to get away again.
Tommy was in love with his tiny pet Samus. He would let her out of the aquarium and let her run around on the floor to get exercise. Samus would often limb out of the aquarium again, only this time with the intention of thanking Tommy for taking good care of her. She would climb onto his shoulders and sit while he played his video games. It was certainly interesting to watch herself on the screen.
Over time she started to care for Tommy deeply. She would lay on his chest while he slept. Tommy always had to be careful so not to harm her. The time rolled on and Tommy and Samus enjoyed there life together for many years to come.
03 5 / 2012
I figured I’d use Tumblr to do a bit of shameless self promotion.
As I said before, I do some writing. I figured I’d use Tumblr to share my stories with you all. I’ll start by posting the first story I ever published online, The Zapper. Look for that to be posted soon.
07 4 / 2012
I write a column on Tuesday and Friday at www.loewrestling.com called The Way I See It. I cover any big happenings on Raw and Impact as well as other news of the day.
I also write short stories and dable with photoshop at http://blunose2772.deviantart.com
I’m a huge Disney nerd as well.
07 4 / 2012